Valentine’s Day Cards for Climbers

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What I Learned Climbing in Czech…

1.  All bouldering gyms have a bar attached!

 

 

2.  This is your Pro

 

 

3. This is your nut tool

 

 

4.  Chalk is for the weak.

 

First World Problems for Female Rock Climbers

• Finding shirts that fit shoulders/back muscles

• People wondering if bruises on legs are from abusive boyfriend

• Too many sports bras

• Climbing partner thinks this actually is a date

• Nail polish

• Are you spotting me or just touching my butt?

• Finding a “female” harness with big/many gear loops for trad

• Those looks you get from your mom when you tell her what your vacation plans are

• Hiking into the sketchiest areas, sometimes through thigh high snow, just to find a place where no one can see you pee

• Finding small sized gear… in stock

• Finding technical clothes that dont have flowers, butterflies or swirly patterns on them

• Prefer to date a climber.  Don’t want to date in circle of friends…. forever alone.

• Have to pee on a multi-pitch climb

• Hair caught in rappel device.  Hair in face during crux.  (aka always have to have hair in ponytail)

• Guy repeats hard boulder problem?  Rad.  Girl repeats hard boulder problem?  Downgrade it.