The 10 People You Meet Camping

 

1. The Person who makes and keeps the fire going.
   Holds the poking stick.  Discusses positive and negative attributes of the wood.

2. The Person who drinks too much and almost falls in the fire.
   May be found the next morning sleeping in the woods +/- articles of clothing.

3. The Person who forgets everything.
   Popular items include toilet paper, dishcloth, salt, knife, sunscreen, bugspray.

4. The Person who cooks ultra fancy, elaborate meals.  Usually involves fresh herbs, lime juice and a dutch oven.

5. The Person who brings the 10-person tent.

6. The Person who brings the 1-person ultra-light tent or Hennessy hammock.
   Has very expensive MSR stove and thinks Bear Grylls is a poser and a pussy.

7. The Person who takes photos every 30 min and posts them on social media.  Mandatory photos include: fire close-up, tents from a distance, sun though the woods and feet  (#camplife #greatoutdoors #campfirefriends #roughingit )

8. The Person who brings the Guitar. Or Ukulele. Or Didgeridoo. Or Djembe.  Or Harmonica.  Etc  Etc  Etc.

9. The Person who thinks the walls of their tent are soundproof.
10. The Person who sleeps in their camper vehicle.  Enjoys talking about tiny homes, elaborate storage systems and solar power.